Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarsal
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8975202/1/Have-Chrome-Will-Travel
Great story with a lot of snark and a Harry that knows what he wants in life (To be a top Nascar Driver) and damn anybody who tries to tell him different. He has the family to back it up too. This is a crossover with Mercedes Lackey's SERREated Edge series. However you do not need to know the series to understand the story. Dumbledore lost all track of Harry when he disappears at 6, he covers it up and tells everyone that he is in training, finally in desperation he decides to hold the Tri-Wizard tournament and enter Harry. Aren't they all surprised when the magic pulls a racecar to appear and crash to a stop in the middle of the arena. Harry is pissed, the wizards are appalled he doesn't seem to know about magic and is refusing to cooperate. When his family get there Dumbledore and the ministry feel it is their duty to get Harry back to a proper family. After all they are only muggles how much trouble would his guardians give them, his grandmother Lady Ako, his parents Tannim and Shar Drake, his employer Keighvin Silverhair & his teacher Chinthliss and FX. They are about to find out they may be in a little more trouble for they are in reality; The Lady Ako of the Kitsunes, Lord Keighvin Silverhair of Fairgrove Elf, Chinthliss Dragon, FX a Kitsune fox spirit and his father Tannim The Iron Mage. They should have held to their motto. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
